That's Not The Flight I'm Looking For

Now offering hyperspace flight for premium passengers

Except, getting thrown off that flight involves an 8 foot tall walking shag carpet and getting your arms ripped off.

One ticket please. I'm going to smack a bitch named anakin

Yeah, what the hell is united doing there?

Shouldn't that be Star Tours? Although I heard their last flight had a little mistake, no big deal *mumbles C-3PO accidentally joining the Rebel Alliance *normal It was nothing

Anyone else get the 1977 bit? Huh? Huh?