Engrish comp

I lost it at "Smorking"

"Fuck the certain price of goods", every time I go to buy anything.

Finally! Just what I need! Damn DVD players always tryna convert me to Scientology

As a Japanese-learning student, I understand how horribly versatile Kanji is, even though there's literally hundreds of Kanji. I prefer they stick to Hiragana and Katakana, even tho it's a bit longer. Anyway, for the sign that I presume to be a warning for the power grid it says "Petto" meaning "Pet" in the red

I wonder how hard it was to learn to spik inglish.

@kakaburra I have the last one tattooed on my lower back.