TimeBender25

timebender25


"vibrant green, yet foresty" ~ shadowlord33496, when describing me using a single colour.

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Behold the power of magic 3 comments
timebender25 · 17 hours ago
I love him.
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Kinky dad 12 comments
timebender25 · 20 hours ago
Well... That's one way to get out of that situation.

Certainly not the BEST way, but it works.
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Vegans just released their super weapon 9 comments
timebender25 · 20 hours ago
I am going to kill all these fuckers.

I WILL NOT lose the ability to eat my precious bacon!
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Owl City responds 4 comments
timebender25 · 20 hours ago
This is the best response I've seen.
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Too funny 8 comments
timebender25 · 20 hours ago
Which character? I swear to god if you bashed my dearest George I WILL kill you.
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Hackerman 27 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
Grey NeverGonnaGiveYouUp
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WLTH 142: and then the entire comic-con clapped 23 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
Quick, I need an EpiPen. Because I'm allergic to bullshit.
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i like chocolate milk 3 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
I know this feeling.
At 2 am last night my brain went on a tangent about what humanity is, and that you won't control your body for long before a person with new experiences takes control and you fade away as no more than a memory.

But during the day I can hardly string sentences together right.
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That's a huge wiener 6 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
You just bought the entire god damn intestine.
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In the Socorro Islands, the change of seasons is marked by a swirling vortex of bubbles 4 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
They would.
But they would die fabulously.
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I bet this isn't normal in Germany 4 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
*they see me rollin' plays*
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Ghost t-shirt done right 7 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
I need this.
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I am so stupid 70 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
A lot of it was, "walk it off".
The only ones there that we went to the hospital for was the tire iron and the stress ball.
Gonna say it now, I'm making an assumption about the tire iron. My memories of that moment are completely out of wack.
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"For the glory of Satan" 6 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
It's the only way to ensure that they really are a virgin, and not just a liar.
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I am so stupid 70 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
Not really. We've never called 911.
I am so stupid 70 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
Dumb luck.
Zeus 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
Like father like son.
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I like this guy 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
"See what I did there?"
"LET'S ROCK!"
*silence with a soft repeating tone*
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I am so stupid 70 comments
timebender25 · 4 days ago
That might be an influence, yeah.
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I am so stupid 70 comments
timebender25 · 4 days ago
OH BOY, A TOPIC I EXCEL IN.

At age 4, I got cut on a broken piggy bank because it was glass and I couldn't see the shard.
At age 5, I got hit in the head with a tire iron because I was spinning in circles and couldn't stop its momentum.
At age 6, I got a deep cut 1/4 down the length of my right forearm barely missing the main vein because I was cutting a stress ball with a razor blade.
At age 7, I rode at high speed straight into a group of trees because I was too distracted to steer the bicycle.
At age 9, I fell into a swimming pool during winter because I was poking holes in the ice with a pole and applied my body weight.
And finally, t age 10, I fell off the monkey bars on the school playground because I was trying to do flips and spins.

Since then I've bound myself to my room.
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You had one job cat 3 comments
timebender25 · 5 days ago
Why would you sell the cat, this is the cutest thing.
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Any way we could possibly play this online? 12 comments
timebender25 · 5 days ago
Chat has been made! And it has a but more than just Paranoia.
I'll share the link in the chat section of FS.
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Any way we could possibly play this online? 12 comments
timebender25 · 5 days ago
Oh, that's brilliant.
Hang on, I'll make a chat.
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