TimeBender25

timebender25


"vibrant green, yet foresty" ~ shadowlord33496, when describing me using a single colour.

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The struggles of working in IT 8 comments
timebender25 · 16 minutes ago
Whooosh.
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Thanks 5 comments
timebender25 · 1 hour ago
Sight? Nah.

How about the worst acne in the world, which causes no end of actual pain?
Official Nintendo picture 3 comments
timebender25 · 1 hour ago
Honestly? It doesn't surprise me. The Wii was marketed largely towards kid. And I've seen kids give the darnedest things human attributes.
Plz be nice when you’re sick 4 comments
timebender25 · 2 hours ago
The patient and the nurse.
The struggles of working in IT 8 comments
timebender25 · 3 hours ago
No no no. " is a backslash and ' is a forward slash.
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Small demons 13 comments
timebender25 · 7 hours ago
Chihuahuas are assholes.

A few years ago when I was about 11, my neighbor's chihuahua hopped through a hole in the surrounding fence, attacked my dog, then bit me in the ankle when I tried to get it to piss off.
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Magnum opus 5 comments
timebender25 · 7 hours ago
I tried to find this through google. Found this instead, and...
https://www.scribd.com/doc/265368888/Shitposting-is-Communism
Magnum opus 5 comments
timebender25 · 7 hours ago
"Attempted to perform an unauthorized operation."
Yep 50, why? 9 comments
timebender25 · 8 hours ago
Let's not start that argument, shall we?
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Dancing to the Wii Theme Song 2 comments
timebender25 · 8 hours ago
I have stared into damnation and it blessed me.
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I've never laughed harder at captions 3 comments
timebender25 · 8 hours ago
[Applause]
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Would you even want to be alive? 48 comments
timebender25 · 22 hours ago
89th. Fuck yeah.
None of your business 3 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
Fuck off bitch, let people speak you cunt.
Not today 5 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
To make them easily recognizable.
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Did you know? 8 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
That's not quite how that works.
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It's must be hot out there 6 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
Thank you.
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It's must be hot out there 6 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
Please forgive me for not noticing a small symbol in a less than stellar quality GIF.
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It's must be hot out there 6 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
Oh.
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It's must be hot out there 6 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
Wouldn't that have some audio feedback?
Holographic chrome coating 13 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
Why was I so lame here?
I could've said the arguably cooler thing of, "Sir your car is a distraction on the road. I must confiscate it."
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Lettuce 13 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
Those are called door stoppers though.
Lettuce 13 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
Naturally.
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Pick I, pick I 2 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
OH. OH FUCK. THANK GOD SOMEONE GOT IT. I WAS AFRAID I MIGHT NEVER KNOW WHAT IT SAYS. OH GOOD HOLY SHIT ASS. I'M SO RELIEVED.
The struggle is real 13 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
Well good to know things haven't changed much.
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