TimeBender25

timebender25


"vibrant green, yet foresty" ~ shadowlord33496, when describing me using a single colour.

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i thought it was just me. 27 comments
timebender25 · 6 hours ago
Nymphadora Tonks really fucked me us with that shape-shifting.
HIS FACE WHEN HE SEES THE SMALLEST ONE 3 comments
timebender25 · 7 hours ago
Worth the wait.
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Generation Z 9 comments
timebender25 · 7 hours ago
Dunno. What does the X in Gen X mean? Probably a similar thing.
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Generation Z 9 comments
timebender25 · 10 hours ago
Yeah.
Generation Z 9 comments
timebender25 · 11 hours ago
Yes, we are.
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Shut up and take my money!!!! :D 15 comments
timebender25 · 16 hours ago
But the clothes you die in are your ghost clothes forever.
I don't wanna be wearing only shorts in the afterlife.
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Shut up and take my money!!!! :D 15 comments
timebender25 · 17 hours ago
That's worse.

I don't wanna be haphazardly warping to those places in nothing but swimming trunks.
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Let's all celebrate their success for 1 million downloads 4 comments
timebender25 · 18 hours ago
One million? God damn.
When you have the slowest reaction time in the world 9 comments
timebender25 · 18 hours ago
It was a reference.
Shut up and take my money!!!! :D 15 comments
timebender25 · 19 hours ago
I actually don't want this.

I'd like a swimming pool, not a one-way trip to the desert.
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Bill Nye is gansta 4 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
That explains my Dad's name.
When you have the slowest reaction time in the world 9 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
If you ask axolotl questions, you're gonna get axolotl answers.
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shout out to my boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssss 52 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
Boy I was a real Debbie downer, wasn't I?
smh..... is there an unfun option? 17 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
I'm 16. I didn't vote for him because, oh I don't know... I'M NOT OF LEGAL AGE YET.

But I still have to deal with his fuckin' shit.
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"1 cup of paper" 6 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
At first I thought that was a watermark.
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When air gets passed through sand, it behaves like a liquid 8 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
It has to be pretty fine sand though. The larger grains wouldn't do as well.
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Title 12 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
I hope not.
Title 12 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
Die.
Title 12 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
Welp.
Fuck this shit.
I am powerful now 7 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
They were also kinda frazzled because, oh I don't know, the carpet caught fire.
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I am powerful now 7 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
Well, we had a standing lamp. It got "knocked over" onto a bed sheet.

And I know they believed me because my parents aren't like that. If I did something and lied about it, they would keep pestering me.
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Title 12 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
Pai is talking right now. It's making me angry.

"The internet was not broken. There was nothing for Title II to fix."
Oh, and you don't think it's a good idea for America to have an army with no war to fight? It's not about the current need. It's about being prepared for when it does happen.
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Old motherboard looks like ancient Greece 4 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
It's confirmed. Ancient Greece was juat the morherboard for an alien spieces and were's juat the dust mites.
I am powerful now 7 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
When I was 5 I set my living room carpet on fire and blamed it on the dog.
My parents believed me.
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