The cringe is real

i’ll have a burrito fajita and a big mac chicken legend sundae

I'll have the "Glamburger on a tight bun" with a side of thighs.... Hang on
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gwChStnnidA

May I have the Big Dick' s Foot Long with extra Special Sauce?
Y'all think I'm joking but this is a real place and a real sandwich

When you spin the wheel of tumblr responses

when he started "Uncle Jimmy's Finger" I kinda lost it...

Please*