Using a prosthetic man package to explain "man spreading"

There is a difference between sitting with your legs open at 180 degrees (which we normally always see) then just having them open a bit to be a bit more comfortable for the boys. You need to have your legs open a bit because you don't want your balls crushed? Okay sure. You spreading your legs open to take up three seats total? Nah son shut those wings and sit like the rest of the decent guys on the transit system with you.

Guys don't do fucking splits we just need to be comfortable.

@serosenpai everyday on the bus I see a dude spread his legs like that. Evey. Damn. Day.

I'm gonna call bullshit

I take 4 buses everyday. I'm busing for 3-3.5 hours. I'm bound by statistical probability to see it happen. It's really common on the buses I take (granted they go through some 'ick' areas which would make sense for the people that get on them), Like last week someone left a tray of mashed potatoes on the floor on the bus... A FREAKING TRAY. Half eaten.

Oh god that was also the same route my friend took and this guy said he was some sort of voodoo priest and was going to read her or some crap. She's seen him before and when he tried to do it to another lady she pulled the next stop and got the hell off of that bus omg. Different friend also got stalked on that bus route... yeah you can see a trend here...

Alright so why the fuck did I get downvoted? I was agreeing that most men need a good amount of space.

@black_dahlia Idk I got downvoted too. Don't let the pests get to you.

Thanks man/lady, I will remember this moment and strive to aid you in times of desperation.