I've seen dudes sit perfectly fine without going all pterodactyl with their legs on the bus. If it's busy just shut them so you're not taking up two freaking seats. If no one is on the bus and you want to lay across five seats go ahead I'd do the same thing but just put your legs together so people can sit.
Some guys have bigger packages than others and yes it is possible to close them but it so uncomfortable. And some have show-ers not growers, so it's like having a sausage in your pants all the time. Like imagining having to pick it up to poo cuz it hits the toilet water.
There is a difference between sitting with your legs open at 180 degrees (which we normally always see) then just having them open a bit to be a bit more comfortable for the boys. You need to have your legs open a bit because you don't want your balls crushed? Okay sure. You spreading your legs open to take up three seats total? Nah son shut those wings and sit like the rest of the decent guys on the transit system with you.
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· 6 years ago
Guys don't do fucking splits we just need to be comfortable.
I take 4 buses everyday. I'm busing for 3-3.5 hours. I'm bound by statistical probability to see it happen. It's really common on the buses I take (granted they go through some 'ick' areas which would make sense for the people that get on them), Like last week someone left a tray of mashed potatoes on the floor on the bus... A FREAKING TRAY. Half eaten.
Oh god that was also the same route my friend took and this guy said he was some sort of voodoo priest and was going to read her or some crap. She's seen him before and when he tried to do it to another lady she pulled the next stop and got the hell off of that bus omg. Different friend also got stalked on that bus route... yeah you can see a trend here...
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