Or date a dog

but i'm not into bestiality

My girlfriend actually does that. She talks and then when she sees an animal yells it's species, points at it, then continues talking.

I'm not going to tell you there's a dog nearby cause I'll be sprinting after it

Dog L O C A T E D!

OMG no, please don't ! I know such a girl, she's annoying as hell ! She will cut you at ANY f*cking dog she sees... I like dogs but when she does that, I just want to punch her in the face yelling "stop it now, it's been the 6th dog in 20 minutes, you cunt !". Sorry for my anger ><