Getting away with a small achievement like:

It’s the teacher equivalent of “I have eyes in the back of my head”

"You can't just study for everything the night before"

I used to do this. It's completely true.

Well you're just cheating yourself if you have to use sparknotes or wiki to write a paper

Never done an essay or project more than two days before.

While my bs abilities didn't work too well in highschool they did in my university. Highschool when I'd bs a paper I'd get a high C and college it's either an A or B