Even his belly is happy waiting for the beer to be ready

Nooooooo, Nathan Fillion is gorrgeoous! this is not gorgeous. This doesn't even rate as cute! What have you done??? I think I'm scarred now :-(

It would probably have a Gilbert Gottfried type of each piercing screech.

Welcome to life, it isn't fair and nobody gets out alive. And frankly people are way too tender anymore.