You won a gold medal but you forgot your jacket and swore hur dur derp- shut up Debra. Cause no one from gen X or any boomers ever swore, forgot, or lost anything? Y'all boomers forgot that when you loan money it has to get paid back and lost a bunch of people's homes and several hundred billion dollars while doing it. I'll broker peace though. I'm sure the millinials will agree to remember their jackets if y'all agree to set it back so they can retire at 55-65 deal?
What if he overslept because he was exhausted from training, Debra? What if he also took forever to get to sleep because he was worried about representing his generation and his country (which I assume includes you) on an international stage, Debra?
He probably overslept because he was Banging Debra's cousin's niece on her sister's side. And we all know where that jacket was,because girls don't just steal your sweatshirts.
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