Everything can be sexualized, change my mind

And that’s why I only eat bananas at home

I bite swiftly and visciously form th side

I peel it and break it violently in half before eating. Always works.
And my powers even allow me to eat raw carrots in a class full of 18-20yo without any inappropriate comment.

I never understood this. Why would you eat any differently when a few immature people are around? If anything, whenever someone acts funny when I eat a banana, I look them in the eyes and deepthroat it, that shuts them up

And then there’s my friend - who, when told that he couldn’t eat in the church, straight up deepthroated his entire banana.
Technically, it was the most efficient solution.