My mom got drunk 2 nights ago, bitched about the food at a 4.5 star restaurant, recapped her bitching, then recapped her recap. While driving back to the hotel she would tell me to pause the song and either say how much she loves me or tell me what a smooth ass driver I was... and then go back to wailing like a goddamn banshee and butchering whatever song was on. On the bright side she bitched so much in the restaurant they gave her her meal for free. It embarrassed the fuck out of my grandma and I, but $40 is $40.
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