Listen to the police

Don't tell me what to do. I'll ride in on my charger holding an American flag in my left hand and a beer in my right while shouting "FREEEDOOOOM" I'll scare the tornado away.

The sheer brilliance in humanity comes out when the tornado sirens go off and people will call the local police to complain to the police to shut them off

I mean if Dorthy survived a tornado, then why can’t they?

Funsub did the thing?

As I said last time, please do. Fuck Kansas.

Sssssshhhhhuuuuuu! This is called 'Nautral Selection' and we need to leave it the fuck alone.