Friends: people who tell you when your makeup is shit

The before or after?

My preference is the Before as she looks so cute and wholesome. BUT, my influence for a few months on the After will set her straight.

No need for influence, a good mirror will do

I could at the very least hold the mirror for her, no?

Now that’s a stereotype I’ve never heard

It's usually alongside fat, dumb, and loud.

Considering that more than 2 thirds of American adults are obese, that statement is quite true.

Actually, only about 1/3 of Americans are medically obese, and although total 2/3 are considered overweight, those numbers are probably not very accurate, seeing as how they are based off the BMI system, which only uses weight and height and does not account for muscle mass or different body types. For example, Tom Cruise is considered overweight with a BMI of 26, however his body doesn't fit what most people think of as "fat". Another example is Arnold Schwarzenegger, who has a BMI of 30.8 and is therefore medically obese. However, his muscle is what attributes to most of his weight and to call him obese would be stupid. In reality, although there are definitely some Americans who are obese, the "stereotypical fat American" is not 100% accurate.
https://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/health-statistics/overweight-obesity
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/255712.php