Own up to your farts or change your diet

Lmao Half the time when I walk into my husbands music room he looks up at me with wide eyes and very seriously says "Don't come in here...", then quietly adds " i farted." Then he stares at me until I leave

And when they walk up to me I say, “oh shit something smells really bad”

When I shake my phone he moves

“Smells like popcorn” *evil laughter*