More like, have bamboo splinters shoved under every finger and toe nail, be forced to wear barbed wire underwear while sitting in a tub of lemon juice, battery acid and salt which is boiling while being beaten by everyone they caused to wreck, then finally wrapped head to toe in aluminum foil thrown in the trunk of their car and have the car rolled of the tallest available cliff, only to have whatever is left of them after that thrown under a speeding train.
The second and third one were caused while they were trying to leave is the reason I said "a wreck." They'd "only" caused the truck to overturn on-screen when they stopped, and THEN they decided "fuck it, I'm out," at which point the other vehicles were trying to swerve to Dodge them and then they got in the way again. They definitely are responsible for more than one crash
Driving home today when someone just threw on their brakes in front of me on a very busy boulevard. He wanted to stop and ask for directions. IN THE MIDDLE OF A VERY BUSY BOULEVARD IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC. I hope he gets hit by a train.
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