Starfox, aka Eros, aka Thanos's brother, can seduce pretty much anyone... and gets super creepy about it. There's also the Cancer-verse, where people just don't fucking die and life acts like a malignant tumor on "our" universe...
Y'all are forgetting The origin comic of Thanos where before he slaughtered everyone he went around from planet to planet fucking people and increasing populations coz he just wanted to be loved. But then death made him kill all those kids and their respective planets.
Yeah, but they used that whole story with Ego.... and then killed him off before we ever got to Rocket de-lousing Ego... which is one of the best Ego stories ever and FFS why not?! Rocket fighting space lice?! YES, DUH!
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