Well if you want to be REALLY traditional you can celebrate the pagan fest that was later fusioned with vague Saint stories to become Valentine's Day. So in short, go pet or fight a bear. However, do NOT go as far as merging the two once again and starting a romantic relationship with your bear. (if some of you remember the comment section on that post about dodging a bear attack, do not do what someone suggested about step 2. aka giving your bear a blow job).
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