Highlight will screw you. Find the words, it's not hard. Hell, ending it with the fact you came up short will get you even closer and might buy some forgiveness. If you hide it and they highlight it and find out, they're going to doc you for being deceitful.
Just re-summarize each paragraph. Just add "SO REMEMBER, THIS PART HAPPENED". And you have a 5 word count per paragraph and a really funny story where it's all super important but literally none of it is.
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