that took me a sec.... I thought it was a racket.

You forgot the pillows under the blanket! Otherwise... with this i'd probably go gay for a night.

Badass.

I've landed on my tailbone. Worst, longest lasting pain ever. Even without putting pressure on it I could feel it for MONTHS after.

Thinking like this... someone bury me with a rocket launcher and then a knife in my back. Legendary. Oh.. and like a ton of weed.

that's a pokemon. I want it.

this is a 5th grade experiment that doesn't actually illustrate it at all. Not only because he's acting like someone inhales an entire cigarette at a time, but he forgets the fact that the lungs are cells that can repair themselves, not cotton balls just sitting there.
Yes smoking is bad for you, but again, this is 5th grade example.

I don't take my outside decorations down, I just turn the lights off. At this point taking them down would mean getting in a fight with a one BIG ASS vine and potentially collapsing the arbor. Nope.

Okay.... new life goal.