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Another innocent victim of human stupidity 54 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
stupid fucking kid.
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What I show people when they ask what Texas life is like 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
oh god... I have like 16 rabbits between my house and the 5 houses around me right now. Pulling out of my driveway at night I have to walk around my car and into the alley and try and scare any of them away so I don't hit them. The whole neighborhood is just as densely populated so even though it's a 30 mph zone I usually find myself doing 20 at night since they love to dart around everywhere.
American OIL 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
well, that was an oif.
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Wait.. Nevermind! 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
not true; ignoring throwing stuff away, I've spat out or thrown up literally a ton of food.
They might not be feeling too well 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
Is this about the story from India? Cuz if not that means at least 2 people had heart attacks during the movie.
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Get bigger 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
there's also a spinoff with The Rock and Statham's character coming.
You don't put down billion dollar cows.
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Began love 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
As a non-human lifeform Zucc doesn't understand "feeding the cows".
"wait.. wait wait wait.. i'm pregnant..?!" 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
ah... the fetal pig. Fun times being one of the few in class who could stomach that smell.
Wrong way 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
Predator really let himself go.
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What I show people when they ask what Texas life is like 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
freaking mockingbirds. A war has been raging in my backyard between 2 mockingbirds and a family of blue jays taking care of their two babies who are almost ready to fly.
The worst way to die 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
again.... again... again.... and again... and again... again... again... and again.... again... again.... again... again.... and again... and again... again... again... and again.... again... again.... again... again.... and again... and again... again... again... and again.... again... again.... again... again.... and again... and again... again... again... and again.... again... again.... again... again.... and again... and again... again... again... and again.... again...
Lmfao
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Meet trevor 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
depends. A CBD oil won't get you high, but some mainly THC oils are also used on cancer patients.
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Doing it for free 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I'd slap him if he didn't slap me... and he would no longer be my best friend.
Not to worry, most of you will be alone anyway 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
slide ftw.
"Karma is a b*tch": The Latest Weird Chinese Meme 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
well that escalated quickly.
Ascended 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
wat?
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Taxes and death 45 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I can make comments expressing an idea I don't agree with if I'm playing devil's advocate for that idea. That's not very hard to comprehend is it?
A gift 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
dick move. Funny AF. Still; dick move.
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Taxes and death 45 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
That took me a second; you are correct. I have the integrity to resist becoming a fascist. I don't know about anyone who followed what I typed though.
I wish we could add little gifs in comments. <----
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -tweety bird.
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Taxes and death 45 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
Wanna know the irony? If you listen to anything I said it makes me more of a fascist. MOTHERFUCKING TRIANGLE
Taxes and death 45 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I'm tired. Pz for awhile.
edit typed Px,... changed to Pz.
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Taxes and death 45 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
Now; do seasons exist? Yes. Which do you think is the better survival philosophy? Adapt and improve or stick with what works? I'll give you this; on the surface they both work, but that's because of the "sharks and crocs haven't changed" argument. They have; drastically. The shape itself works; like the frame of a car. There is a reason why you have to open the hood to get an even decent idea of what a parked car can do. (Cept those "monster trucks" with axels 5 feet below the chaise... lmao).
Don't mean for a SJW lunatic liberal; those people are so opposite of fascists they are the exact same thing.
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Taxes and death 45 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
Conservatism: a political philosophy based on tradition and social stability, stressing established institutions, and preferring gradual development to abrupt change; specifically : such a philosophy calling for lower taxes, limited government regulation of business and investing, a strong national defense, and individual financial responsibility for personal needs (such as retirement income or health-care coverage)