they've saved me countless times from shitting or pissing myself; so... yay. I just can't imagine ever working at one of them though; they are usually always the ones that are incredibly unsanitary.

There is only one. Shell is just retarded. Exxon also has 2, but at least it's obvious why one is taller.

because 20 years from now that's going to be GOLD.

Also the arm patches.

if they pump out 70 more quality episodes they'll be pushing South Park territory.. when the next renewal is just "do whatever the fuck you wanna do whenever you wanna do it; we don't care".

little late for that.

do you not use soap? Anything that can harm you from any of that is going to be dead after 45 minutes - 1 hr in soapy water, regardless of the temperature.
Hell; air drying outside would be more of a threat.

shhh... don't spoil it.

Also that one.

325 million votes were not cast. Roughly 130 million were. What I find more telling is how close Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and... was it Michigan? were. Trump won those 3 states by 150k votes total and it basically flipped the election.

or heroin.... or cocaine.

well... we are losing free hydrogen, which means more O2 or O3 instead of it being bound into water, so technically we are very slowly losing water.

A fling I can understand, but really not enough information. If he did basically hulk toss it into the ground, that's messed up.

Actually there is a very good case petting could be considered abuse. It's a wild animal, it's not psychic to some random kid's intention; attempting to pet it could easily be taken by the animal as a blatant threat; as it was. As the kid was warned multiple times not to do it, and still did it, he had to understand at some level he was threatening the animal; intentional abuse.