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funkmasterrex


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Iron man suit comes next 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Last I saw they got 12 kids out. If they need it, hey, cool, it's incoming.. if not, cool as well.
Right one looks like a perv too 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
so you are justifying it by saying he has the stun gun out? What? The dude wasn't doing anything. He wasn't a freaking threat. That's like saying a cop has permission to shoot someone just standing there because he has his gun out. That's a freaking moronic argument.
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Ironic 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
orange isn't a race <_<
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Iron man suit comes next 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I love how he built it in like 15 hrs, did some testing for a few more and then put it on a plane, even though they probably won't need it. He's right, even if they don't need it stuff like this is bound to happen in the future so... why the fuck not?
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Piper krennic 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
swiggity swooty comin for dat booty
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Looks delicious 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Can you imagine the dad sitting there questioning himself as to how he raised a daughter who makes these kinds of decisions with boys? The shame. "Where exactly did I go wrong?"
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triggerredd 26 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
There is also the point that it undermines the entire point of math and science. Math and science aren't like english or eve P.E. (my basketball coach just gave everyone a 95 so long as they showed up, but obviously some players were better than others) there is no objectivity. Teaching semantics like horizontal or vertical subtraction/division is bullshit. If the method works without exception it is valid. Period. Just because the teacher is butthurt about how a problem is solved doesn't mean the answer is wrong. About the only real complaint is not showing your work, which this kid did. Fuck this "teacher".
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triggerredd 26 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
as guest pointed out below, even by the teacher's method the kid is right.... based on any interpretation.
So... the teacher WAS being 100% unfair. It's a loaded question.
It's also a fucking retarded concept to teach as well; still. It's like trying to justify teaching someone how to poop while doing a handstand... because they can. Like... what the fuck? Why?
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Nobody is worthless 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
My liver wouldn't be worth it's weight in chum. Honestly I can't think of anything outside my eye that would actually be beneficial. Skin maybe? Sperm? I'ma donate it all anyway when I pass... scientific purposes yo. "How the fuck did he live this long?"
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The amount of money in sports is crazy 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
PRACTICE? WE TALKIN BOUT PRACTICE?
Honestly though, it's a 365/24/7 job even though the regular season isn't as long. At that level you have professionals figuring out optimal sleep patterns while traveling... and freaking hyperbolic chambers.
The amount of money in sports is crazy 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Still doesn't compare to Bill Gates. If Bill Gates dropped a $100 bill it literally wouldn't be worth his time to pick it up.
What's that like?? 42 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Last time I was tested I had 20/10 vision. That was like 7 years ago though. I also sometimes wonder what "20/20" vision is like... especially when I'm trying to point something out (like a lizard in my backyard to my homie) and they are just like... "dah fuck you talking about?"
Color blindness is also fascinating to me... as well as the fact women can usually distinguish between nuances in color far easier than men.
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Duh! That's pretty obvious by now 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
When GTA V dropped it did Gone with the Wind numbers in a week. That was nuts.
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This perfectly fits No Man's Sky 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
No Man's Sky was such a great concept.... but in reality... just... wut.
I literally forgot about this 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Man... we really escalated the situation since then.... and yes... I forgot.
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Supes does have a point 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
The military could just swipe the patent.
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Ignorance is bliss 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
HELLO... I'M NIGEL THORNBERRY
Unnecessary legend 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Keep rollin rollin rollin
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triggerredd 26 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
It shouldn't be taught over precision when precision is possible. Precision > estimation every single time. What I find funny is I just said there are exceptions to every rule on another post. This is the exception to the rule that there are exceptions to every rule. Postception.
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triggerredd 26 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Fuck it... we'll just estimate our way to the moon. Everything about this concept is beyond retarded.
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triggerredd 26 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Fuck everything about this.
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Inconvenience fee 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
wrecked.
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American lion 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
That is one.... fat cat... eeeyyyeee.... I'll see myself to the exit, stage left.
Homies over hoes 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I was getting the wings anyway. I only don't get wings when they don't have them... like I'Fratelli's.
Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
there are always exceptions to the rule.
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