It's anti everything, amigo. It violates the laws of nature

My whole computer

I've read the manga, we'll be in for a ride if it goes as far as I think it will

A road won't last forever, and if the city doesn't bother getting maintenance...

phosphorescent?

strawberry

A russian doctor's drunk cursive

It's possible, but takes a good bit of dedication. And staying soft while getting your prostate massaged is very unlikely, unless you're wearing a chastity belt or something

Did someone say dragon dildo

Or when you're sleeping nude with your bro and you're sucking a dick in your dream

A nugget rather than a nug

Nah, my upper intestine

I also love receiving butt scratches, especially when they reach that one spot inside my butt.