Novel idea for road names

"Why are all these roads named after the same guy"

I wouldn't blame the workers, most of the time.

K don't tell FunSubstance tell the committee that names them

Sometimes it's because they do a bad job and rush through it. Has a nice look but won't last for years until it need to be fixed.
Sometimes it's trucks and drivers, certain road have certain weight limits and a lot of the times truckers ignore these and drive a few tons over the roads.
A lot of times roads aren't meant for heavy vehicles so a transport truck going over it is already ruining it.
Kinda why you barely see semis in neighbor hoods or why they don't cross certain bridges.

That's one long ass street sign. "What road do you live on?" "Natty Raymond 3 Brisbane Street 0224752912 Road"

So people can be stalked and killed? Sure

You'd have a lot of roads with the same, long ass name.
"Oh, I live on Whitey Willabee's 69 Anus Road. 73311"
"...Which one? There's a dozen just in this town alone."
"Fuck, whose dumb idea was it to name a bunch of roads the same thing?"
"Some fucktard on the internet then a bunch of idiots agreed to it and now we're stuck with it. Essentially the same way we got Trump."

suddenly no one wants the job and all the roads go to shit even faster.