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granlobomalo

"All the better to eat you with, my dear.”
I huffed and I puffed,
And the house blew apart,
I’m leaving for now,
But you’re all in my heart.
[Feb 2019]

— granlobomalo

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Guy builds a tower for his cat after having to give him ear drops 2 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

I would gladly endure eardrops if it meant I got a cool box maze afterward.

What if I told you this is a drawing 13 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

‘Point out the flaws before complimenting it.’ Sounds like a great way to discourage sensitive people from pursuing their art. Gotta have thick skin to survive in your world, I’m guessing.

Oceans 8 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

This is one of those posts where you ask yourself ‘do I comment on the spelling, explain why oceans have different names, or ask whether he’s called Thumby because that’s the shape of his head?’

Petra at night 6 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

Ah, I was thinking along the lines of some ancient Mesopotamian myth that I hadn’t heard before. Duh.

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Great to be rich 7 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

Holy cow. Appears to be more fact than fiction: https://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a19534035/dwayne-the-rock-johnson-brings-gym-to-every-movie-set/

Petra at night 6 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

Is there some obvious and interesting mythology behind that comment that we should know? I’m intrigued.

A domino can knock over another domino about 1.5x larger than itself 6 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

Why is there one large red domino?

What if I told you this is a drawing 13 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

What if I called you a liar, and then you provided the artist’s name to @jade, and then I checked it myself and got all embarrassed, and then did that awkward ‘should I edit/delete my post’ internal debate thing, and then stayed up at night thinking about it?

Sea lion pups rolling in sand to protect themselves from the sun 2 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

Sea lions also rolling in the sand for camouflage to protect themselves from being killed by poachers. I just made that up. Sad thing is with the way things are today, that was my first thought when I saw this pic.

I don't see many of them anymore 11 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

All in good fun. They say that teasing is a cue that someone likes you so consider yourselves teased.

Just married 4 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

That’s an unexpected side benefit. ‘We loved you so much that we had an entire country all the way in Africa named after you.’ Adorable.

I don't see many of them anymore 11 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

@cycy I know! I was just teasing you and @mrscollector by being a grammar nazi on a post about grammar nazis.

I don't see many of them anymore 11 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

I agree and think it’s completely rude to correct someone for spelling errors nowadays. By the way, you typed ‘spellingerror’ but there should be a space between ‘spelling’ and ‘error’.

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I don't see many of them anymore 11 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

I agree and think it’s the ‘and they realize it makes them look like assholes’ part that explains it. By the way, your first ‘realized’ is spelled wrong.

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Both look really painful 6 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

I had to look at this picture for a good 20 seconds before I realized that it was a foot partially blocked by the toilet partition and not some bizarre hand-claw hairbrush.

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Stop it 6 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

This tweet looks serious. Let me read it more closely once I get to a red light.

Wish come true 4 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

I don’t think the battery alone will be enough to electrocute him. The laptop, however, will be going to an early grave.

Pizza time 2 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

I feel like this might happen almost anywhere if you walked in with free pizza.

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Absolute unit 5 comments