I love you and this song, too, @dr_richard_ew.

No worries. We’ve all spent enough time on FS to know that meaning and intention often get lost since we can’t see or hear the other person. No offense intended, none taken here. @granlobomalo translates to ‘Big Bad Wolf’. I picked it because I am tall, mischievous, and a hairy, bearded ‘wolf’. I also speak (a decent amount of) Spanish and spend part of my year in Colombia. The name is a silent nod to my sense of self and second cultural home. And thank you for asking. I appreciate that you even considered it.

Lawn mowers? I guess you missed my point about an ecosystem of waste - gas to power the air conditioning, water and chemicals to fertile the lawn, air pollution caused by suburban commuting - not just the machine. But your examples were good ones where we agree on one point - you can’t just look at the end-product but at all of the variables that go into making and operating it. I had no idea you were so green-minded, @strongsad. FunSubstance is still full of surprises!

@spiderwoman I can assure you, @cactuscake and I wanna see, too. Many of us probably do. Can we take a peek?

@xvarnah We don’t disagree that this probably would never happen. But ignoring whether or not my ‘while’ scenario could actually happen in real life, my point was that going through an entire presentation in front of your class with your nudes onscreen would be the ultimate form of embarrassment - at least for me anyway. You’d have to have real guts to do it. So, if she somehow managed to do that feat (‘yeah bitches, my nudes are front and center but lemme tell you some shit about string theory’) then to me, the story in this meme would be exponentially more impressive.

I’ll put it to you like this: I had to step over heroin addicts and dodge seas of hipsters to do a quick fact check. A McDonald’s small fry starts at $2. A Burger King large is $2.99.

Dad calling brother visiting priest: ‘Its your father calling for Father Son. Can you tell Father Son his father had fun as father and sons on Father’s Day, father’s son?’

Dad to priest with his brother: ‘Who would’ve thought we’d all be here together on Father’s Day as Father, father’s son, and Father Son?’

‘Hi, I’m John. This is my wife, Cindy. And this is our boy who just became a priest. Or, as I like to call him... Father Son.’