Spoiler Alert: He didn;t get the job, because most Brits are racist motherf***ers.

Stop the Punishment.

Well done.

Yes. Yes it is.

Wait, what DID the 0 say to the 8??

What's this from?

Surprisingly apt. Some douchebag blaming nature on taking from him that which belongs to nature. In this case, nature is government, which is tasked with taking care of citizens

Mess Not with the Puffer.

I hav elittle tolerance for people who say it is okay to pursue a fat lifestyle. I am not into fat-shaming, but beign fat is - quite simply - going to kill you, cause you to miscarry (if you;'re a woman), ruin your hips, knees and ankled and make you more susceptible to all sorts of life-threatening conditions. You don't have to have a six-pack abs, 4% body fat body, but you should be able to take a flight of stairs without huffing and puffing. There is no excuse.

She's learned to swallow and not spit. Good lesson learned.

oops, but that was a pretty dang good burn.