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A different perspective 17 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
No you can do it, i believe in you!
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A different perspective 17 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
Most probably abd you can still find something to inspire you and drive you to doing something great
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Horror or Comedy? 12 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
In my head it's like weekend at bernies but more depressing. Like the person goes through the whole process, arrest, court case, jail time and then release.
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Horror or Comedy? 12 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
Like i said i know the reason and that the arrest warrant expires when you do but my brain is like wouldn't it be funny if it didn't and they still had to arrest and jail the body and you could only be buried after you served time. My brain is weird. I know people will take offence to it but it's just a random thought and I understand if you don't like it. It's a serious subject and I'm making light of it but I'm the kind to think of something stupid and laugh at it, helps things not seem so bad.
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When you play the game for 5GB data 14 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
Look i understand why people do it it's just that it escalates too quickly and causes actual harm and damage. Wh6 brake everything, this is why we can't have nice things
The way real couples sleep 25 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
So you either live in the north pole or you're immune to fire. Just trying to figure out how you can survive the heat of being so close to someone all night and not get sweaty and die... im exaggerating but it gets too hot here to hold someone so close to you for so long
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wut? 5 comments
How to toast ft. Tumblr 4 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
My friend gave a speach at his sisters wedding, he held up an actual slice of toast during his toast to their marriage. Was hilarious and people loved it.
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Horror or Comedy? 12 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
I find it funny that suicide is a crime. Like i get why, to take into custody and try and help those who fail but the idea of it still seems kinda funny to me, i mean if a guy kills himself what you gonna do throw his corpse in a jail cell for 30 years? Sentence him to life? Imagine getting convicted for a crime and while your in the back of the cop car the cops stop to arrest someone else, next thing you know they throw a corpse next to you. What would you do?
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Edited 6 years ago
Check out that man in a gigantic icehole 4 comments
The way real couples sleep 25 comments
When you play the game for 5GB data 14 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
Yes but it's been this way for a while. Idk why but when protests get violent here everyone loses their minds and they burn and rob and vandalise anything they can. Most of the time it's related to what they're protesting but unfortunately not always. It happens a lot surprisingly.
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Can you think of better one? 106 comments
Can you think of better one? 106 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
Protein and a whip, fapping often just spoils it and it won't listen. Reward it when it's good and scold it when it's bad and feed it twice a day at least. If it gets itself dirty wash it, you don't want it to catch something
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Can you think of better one? 106 comments