I think you misspelled i_

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In response to you, I'd continue memeing.

no

I'm not. I vet my drivers and I make damn sure I tell my friends to stop fucking off if they're driving bad. Or I'll just straight up tell them to give me the damn wheel. In any case, I'm almost always the squad driver (because I can fit the most people).

Doesn't matter. I'm so fucking sick of them.

And you're not being one with that previously snide comment?

And in this god awful traffic, the truckers have effectively contained a dangerous element. There is literally no good reason to drive dangerously and these truckers have done every other driver a service by not allowing this moron to continue to endanger everyone else. Their trucks can take any sort of impact this small car can dish out and the small car knows it.

Cutting off an 18 wheeler is MUCH more dangerous than trapping an impatient driver.

guess who doesn't fucking care

Going 15 mph? Nah.

Or we could let stupid drivers die. I'm so fucking sick of dangerous drivers.

You should sell it and buy some weaponized automail.

Trapping someone is by no means reckless. If anything, it's the safest thing because the four of you are in superpowered aluminum cages three times the height of what you're trapping. Anything bad that happens is solely the fault of the bitchtit that you've trapped.

Reaper main

I honest to god think the green light is more white than anything else. It's white with an alien-green tinge. But it's still white. Red, orangey-yellow, white.

I don't know why people romanticize what they wind up as. You're dead. Just pull a Bin Laden and get dumped somewhere in the ocean; you'll wind up doing as much good or bad as any other way.

There's a difference between "talk to us if you need help" and "don't be a dipshit". Stealing is being a dipshit. You don't need the candy, you got six of the exact same bars at home in your candy bag. Missing homework isn't "I don't understand and I missed the deadline", it's "don't be a dipshit and get your ass straight". Calling your parents because you recognize you're too drunk to drive (or if you drank at all) is "talk to us if you need help".

And then there's blatant disregard of rules they understand. I once slapped my younger brother so hard my dad came up and slapped me right after because my brother tried to pocket a candy bar when he was seven. Definitely old enough to understand you don't fucking steal.
EDIT: this was from a grocery store. I couldn't give a shit if it was from the household candy bag.