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As much as I don't understand why fsers love roasting each others 32 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
brains are tasty. are deedle brains good as well?
The new Linda 9 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Hell man, if people keep getting more and more paranoid (and stupid) the next big school shooter might only have access to NERF guns for the simple reason that all firearms are now illegal.
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FS, what do you really want to buy today? 23 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I leave for a week or so because I get sick of this place and then I come back thinking I'm overreacting and then I see people arguing that stereotypes aren't a thing and then I remember why I hate this place.
As much as I don't understand why fsers love roasting each others 32 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
That's just from skimming approximately the first third-to-half of the page which is all bullshit. I'm not reading any further because I have better things to do with my time than explain why that's not science and because I'm already suicidal enough without having to read about the stupidity infesting our world. And that's all the space I'm allowed in one comment block and I don't want to make another post.
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As much as I don't understand why fsers love roasting each others 32 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Let's see what I can find just through skimming that's bullshit...
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the individual person must work on the inner processes and maturity in order to establish a conscious communication with the DNA
(you can't control your heartbeat, you can't control your DNA)
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Living DNA substance (in living tissue, not in vitro) will always react to language-modulated laser rays and even to radio waves, if the proper frequencies are being used
(radio does not affect DNA. The EM radiation must be at least the mid-range of ultraviolet)
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So human languages did not appear coincidentally but are a reflection of our inherent DNA
(language is an artifact of social interactions, not a biological construct like the shape of a heart or the size of my penis)
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Esoteric and spiritual teachers have known for ages that our body is programmable by language, words and thought
(there is no scientific evidence for spirit or soul)
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· Edited 6 years ago
Say hello to next week! 15 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Your analysis reads like my 11th grade english class. Plausible and probably widely taught but more than likely absolute bullshit.
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That was unexpected 8 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I'm gonna need a link or name
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The more you know 8 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Where's the knife to cut myself?
Western parents 13 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
unfortunately
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As much as I don't understand why fsers love roasting each others 32 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
"words can change your dna"
what the fuck
no
that's not how science sciences
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Western parents 13 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
We can also pay teachers more. And athletes less.
Don't ever snatch a Drag Queen's wig! 5 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
it's also funny as fuck
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Facts that could save your life 39 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
IIRC cat wounds are even worse in that they're unusually septic.
Worst than hell 18 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
There is literally no good reason to drive dangerously. It's the one thing I do on a regular basis that has a fair chance of killing or maiming me and I'll be god fucking dammed if I'm hurt by a reckless driver.
Doggo comp 11 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Yes but still...
Doggo comp 11 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Are pot brownies so potent that a single corner will take someone to the moon?
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*tries so hard not to be a perv* just relaxing time 9 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
He likes boobs. So does i_
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Slash resistant clothing 14 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
And your analogy is completely irrelevant to our argument.
Slash resistant clothing 14 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Not with this fabric.
As a men I can confirm that we don't cheat 12 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
My best friend cheats at literally every game. He tries to cheat in chess, poker, CAH, even Go Fish. I don't know how he does it.
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Human good that dogs can and can't eat 24 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Really? I'm aware they contain cyanide products but in such minute amounts, they shouldn't be able to harm a living organism the size and weight of an average dog. And cyanide metabolizes very quickly doesn't it?
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Not what you're expecting 13 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I can't control you but can I ask you to shut the fuck up? You're on the internet on a site whose content is almost solely user-generated images and comments, with almost no policing by any authority. And you expect to not be exposed to cock and cunt and pussy? Get real.
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Well, there goes my phd 13 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
No see that's just the punch line. The setup would be
What do you get when you cross a girl and her dog?
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Facts that could save your life 39 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Very good. Painful, leaves a trackable mark, easy to do if they try to work your head. But of course, don't try and bite their shin or anything. Use common sense.
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Just so people know, being in the middle isn't always bad 10 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Hey, if everyone had a pocket nuke then nobody would dare rob another person.
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