jokur_and_batmon
Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.
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You're pregnant? 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 5 years ago
the weird thing is that these stories aren’t on the app. They exist solely to get readers attention
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The power of choice 9 comments
Lollipop stick hole 45 comments
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 5 years ago
*hangs from a web LIKE SPIDERS DO* *has 8 guns drawn and is now omnidirectional*
Jason 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 5 years ago
And IF JULIUIS CEASER HAD CEASED TO EXIST THEN WE COULD HAVE NUMBERED MONTHS BUT NOOOOO
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Dog discrimination 34 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 5 years ago
Exactly, but if a person demands my hun be dressed in one then they better get their ass over here and size it properly&pay for it
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Dog discrimination 34 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 5 years ago
My pittmix was forced to be in a muzzle by pet places,like dog parks and petsmart. Because of this he now has a permanent scar around his muzzle. It turns out that despite popular hatred of the breed no one wants to make accurately sized muzzles, and the employees didn’t seem to care enough to inform us that it was the wrong size. I get it, y’all can’t trust animals, but that doesn’t mean my animal has to suffer. If you’re scared that your precious little rat dog is going to get hurt then don’t take it places. My dog doesn’t have a problem harming anyone, that’s why I take him places. If your dog has a frequent problem of being hurt then maybe your dog’s stupid and it sucks to be you.(B/c only a dumb dog keeps getting hurt)
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my shoelaces always look like that 3 comments
Sleeping with a Guy 101 : Skinny vs Fat 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 5 years ago
It’s funny how our older comments make a 69 on a sex post
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The Snack That Smiles Back 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 5 years ago
My economics teacher has a similar story. Except his ex wife is now in possession of his goldfish pond, and he really loves those fish.
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Meeting Keanu Reeves at a traffic light 5 comments
He already knows he's screwed 36 comments
Morning after pill for HIV 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 5 years ago
also it’s given to rape victims who report the crime soon enough. so if something terrible ever happens to you just know to tell someone asap for your health’s sake
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Workout buddy 5 comments
Awesome joker 15 comments
The power to control time 12 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 5 years ago
Well in Futurama they could walk around. And I would assume that having this power means that your cells and/or your body is immune to the effects of the time stopping.
15+ kids with best hairdos from "crazy hair day" at schools 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 5 years ago
The girl with an octopus hairdo has to have so much hair to have both a large bun and eight long braids
