I didn’t know Winston Churchill was such a player.

See? Mine aren't such a big deal, so stop complaining.

@matthewg trust me, I am a skincare professional. I have many years of experience in caring for skin. I myself have skin. No need to worry.

@matthewg Look. They used the term p.j. It's real, I swear. :P

I would befriend you simply because I want to feel the texture of that fish pencil bag thing.

@matthewg let’s have these “sleepovers” with our kids someday.

Every time.

Second from the right in the front row has a lot of enthusiasm. I like it.

I don’t have wings, though. Just drumsticks.

That’s actually adorable. @matthewg I wanna be that couple with you when we’re old and wrinkly.

"He is 22 years old" "he became a vegan and has been spreading the message of veganism his whole life"
Apparently only the year he was vegan counts as his life.

Oh my gosh.
"In retirement, his eccentricity continued. He startled train conductors and passengers by throwing his briefcase out of the train window each day on the ride home. He later explained that he was tossing his case into his own back garden so he would not have to carry it from the station." -Wikipedia

Also an actor and model, apparently.

This makes me want to be Northern Irish.

I’d fall over too if someone stabbed me UP MY NOSTRIL.