Cum on, that's done by hand too isn't it?

only if the airline will allow it.

I'd say she IS the dangerbear.

He'll probably charge, since he has to do it by hand.

Is it an Afghan (hound) comforter?

Make sure it’s that Lime-Cucumber. ;)

Well it sounds like he’s straight, so yeah, he hasn’t been inside a Michael.

He prefers to be called RichardRobert.

Okay, but it's not like she asked him to do all that. She probably would have been cool with a regular friendly hangout doing normal friend stuff.

The Lady Gaga of bugs.

Making those protein shakes.

Or a really bad childbirth.

Apples: are white inside and will make your teeth whiter
Oranges: will burn you

Heck yeah. I mean, it depends on our personalities and how shy I feel, but friendship is worth a shot.

(I was making a joke)

Shhhhh.... they’re “sleeping”. ;)

Though this dude definitely looks like him:

Congratulations you are now guardian of the dust bunnies.