Maybe they put too much hot sauce on their food?

Because ahrt, dahrling.

Got it. For use on hardwood floors only.

I’m glad you have a fine selection of meat in your basement.

Uh-huh...

Maybe we can get a buy one get one 50% off deal!

However, some refrain from doing so.

You always lift my spirits.

Would you kindly stop exposing my dirty secrets?

Yup

*Rawr!*

Ooh! A custom fit!

Aw... all I have is sweater spaghetti

Oh look, it’s already dipped in bbq sauce!

Yes, for a smol loan of a million biscuits.

Word on the streets is that catnip is being diluted with mint leaves and it's outrageous.

Ah, just like the gladiators of old.

ew