Two for the price of one!

@matthewg now imagine getting splattered with hot rice when you get in an accident. Insult to injury, I tell you.

And that, kids, is why you don't push people in line Or touch strangers' butts.

It’s a portal to a universe that has better medical technology and there are professionals there willing to send the results of their tests back to us. That’s why CTs cost so much.

@matthewg thanks for showing me what it feels like. <3