The bit with her running up and punching the guy just makes me think "Simon! Let's see you grit those teeth!"

Fuck Envy and fuck Shou Tucker.

But I just woke up, and need to continue being awake for a very important school-related thing.

Wow, I almost remember when this was close to funny. By the way, when did the last US election campaign begin?

I'm pretty sure that the name of the dinosaur robot waiter place literally means "Weird Hotel."

I love how wide a thylacine's jaws could open, and am really disappointed because the cloning project to bring them back from human-caused extinction seems to have been scrapped, though the most concrete evidence I've found one way or the other is from 2005.

This is actually a fairly common occurrence.

Wonder how they'd do in the 24 Hours of Lemons...

I once ran over my own foot. Dad was teaching us how to ride the motor-trike at my grandparents' farm, and had polished the seat. Which made it slippery. I went around the first corner too fast, put my foot down instinctively, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground with my left shoe halfway between the trike and myself.

Technically, the full Murphy's Law is "if there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it." The version that most people use is sometimes referred to as Finagle's Law.

The original was made, if I remember correctly, in response to a pin in some sort of US Air Force vehicle that could be inserted in two ways: the way that worked, and the way that caused huge problems at approximately the worst time possible. It's essentially about defensive design, in which the only ways in which to assemble or use something function correctly, like making the aforementioned pin only go in one way.

Reminds me of one of the weirder fighter planes of WW2

Fortunately he seems to just have a broken knee this time around.