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kamatsu


I would post stuff, but everything I want to post comes from here. Oh well, comments are enough for me.

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Unsatisfying, but, sing along 11 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
I'm breaking in, shaping up,
Then checking out on the prison bus
This is it, the apocalypse,
Whoa
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Savage zach 5 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
He just drew less attention to it than the sentient pumpkin that was somehow voted in as POTUS.
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Soulmate 11 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Really weird to read as an Australian, since they're the colours our national sport teams wear.
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No game no life 2 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Closer to Charlotte than No Game No Life.
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Space Balls was amazing 5 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
It's not a second cousin or cousin once removed if they're a cousin's cousin but not related to you, is it?
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Look deep in the hole 10 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Oh, right. I've been meaning to read more of his stuff than just Uzumaki and the one with the person-shaped holes in a fault line that I forget the name of, but I've been fairly busy and the manga reader I use doesn't work at school.
Look deep in the hole 10 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
I'm afraid that I have no clie what you're referring to. I was making a reference to a horror mangaka, if you're confused by what I said.
Because, you know.... Science ftw! 16 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Now I can get all my autism in one convenient package!
(Please note that I do not believe the autism-vaccines myth, despite having both)
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Look deep in the hole 10 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Junji Ito?
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The perfect girlfriend doesn't exi- 10 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Or have a penis. Or both.
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Even his belly is happy waiting for the beer to be ready 7 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Why do I imagine it speaking with Nathan Fillion's voice?
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Gee Adolf, TWO sex dolls? 15 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
4. Price, maybe?
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Get itchy 11 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Man, the memories of family barbecues on the verandah, semi-constant sound of bugs flying into the zapper...
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Simply pathetic 17 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
The Japanese word for pathetic that I'm pretty sure fits the context of the two anime there, though I don't remember from when I watched them.
Simply pathetic 17 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
æƒ…ă‘ăȘい
A fail, but a smooth one 7 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Please do not call that, it's an Australian reading/writing helpline with an ad campaign that really worked to make sure you could remember the number that you're trying to call because you can't write it down, as evidenced by the fact that I still remember the tune so many years after the ads stopped. I'm pretty sure I was still in primary school the last time I saw one.
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A fail, but a smooth one 7 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
One three double-oh, six triple fiiiiiive oh six.
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Thanks, google docs 3 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
But what if you're trying to describe a stecocksaurus?
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After 13 years of Saturn research, Cassini has retired into Saturn 6 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Perhaps they're not part of the ESA?
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Today on Weird News From Around the World 14 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Church to which god? Slaanesh?
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Learnt that since day 1 3 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Yeah, but you wouldn't suddenly gain then lose intelligence Flowers-for-Algernon-style from keeping an extra-dimensional seed in a pouch. You do with a butthole, as Morty learned the hard way.
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They are all good dogs 11 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
M A N Y G O O D D O G G O
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RUN 14 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
They missed the swirling maelstrom of death that is the native flora and fauna in the Australian one.
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Half dismantled bridge looks like a Lovecraft Horror 4 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Is that Hzioulquoigmnzhah visiting from Saturn?
But he's still a good boy 5 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
A R S O N B O Y
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