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Age is just an integer 12 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

Thomas Sangster(top right) is now 28, and still looks the same...Lucky bugger lol

Zoomable eye lens 24 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

It adjusts with the wink of your right eye...the contacts are paired with smart glasses.
"To switch between zoomed and normal view, all the user has to do is wink their right eye which interrupts the light being reflected from the contacts to the glasses..."
https://www.iflscience.com/technology/scientists-develop-telescopic-contact-lenses-can-zoom-3x/

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Marble caverns in Patagonia 2 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

Oh wow, now that's beautiful. Stunning <3
The colors match my faded blue and green hair lol

Accurate 8 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

I wouldn't call it an inside joke, but the first two guests are quoting Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen (the guy in the picture)

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Milk force field 15 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

I think I'm gonna buy some milk today just to try this

In the London Underground 3 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

Nice! That's Aphex Twin's logo...amazing music

These are Bubble Eyed Goldfish. The result of selective breeding in captivity 9 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

I don't know about pain, but it really affects their sight. The way their eyes are oriented only allows them to see up, and their depth perception is awful. Their eyes are also very easily injured, you have to be careful what you put in a tank with them

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Does not compute 3 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

"Do you have protection?"
"I don't like guns." - 40 yr old virgin

Pretended not to see a coworker 3 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

I once pretended not to know my old dental hygienist, who had cleaned my teeth for 9 years, because I didn't feel like talking. She came up like "Hey J! How are you?" And I said "excuse me?" She said "it's me,_____" and I just stared at her. She goes "...I clean your teeth...??" I said "You must have me confused with someone else" and walked away. My next appointent she brought it up and I said "oh...yeah.....I must not have recognized you without your mask on" She looked at me really funny for a minute, then started gabbing away like always lol

Worst pain known to man 8 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

Uh, no...But I'm about to look that up lol

Worst pain known to man 8 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

Lol I posted that a while ago.....
http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/386551/beach-balls/

This still makes me laugh my ass off 3 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

Happy Gilmore

Is it even Justice? Free Lee! 4 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

That's right...I remembered reading about it but couldn't remember all the details. I was just reading more about it and the mom says she saw him touch her several times, which makes me wonder why she didn't say anything sooner. Either way, that poor girl...either she was abused or she's being put in an awful position by her parents

Two Plump Pigeons Looking For Their Car 3 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

Oh no...2 giant pigeons scoping out which car to shit on

Is it even Justice? Free Lee! 4 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

Lyle Burgess also got 5 years probation. But get this, he doesn't even have to register as a sex offender ?!? And they let him plea guilty to Statutory rape, which usually involves someone 15 or older.
Lee Brooker got a life sentence because he had a prior felony from holding up a liquor store at gun point.

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This still makes me laugh my ass off 3 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

Omg my son LOVES this movie, this scene most of all. I've never seen him laugh as hard as he did the first time he saw this scene

Well done mate 8 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

Go, Diego, Go!

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i fit.. so i sit.. :3 1 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

Puss in Boot

Kill those pesky bugs 6 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

I'm trying this. If it actually works you will be my new hero. Mosquitos LOVE me...I go outside for 2 minutes and I get 20 bites

Loud fart 2 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

When my son was just a few months old we were sitting on my bed playing, and I had to fart. My husband wasn't home, so I just let it go. I wasn't expecting it to be loud, I don't nornally have loud farts...but it was. My son jumped and started crying, and I spent the next 15 minutes trying to calm him down while stifling my laughter. I still crack up when I think about it

Sounds like dirty kinks to me 8 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

It's Sid from Toy Story x_x

You should too 3 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

I'm the cutest cashier, my son is the cutest bagger

Sadly she didn't survive due to several internal stingray wounds 6 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

He then tried to release her but noticed she was "in poor health". He and a group of people tried to save her but they couldn't. She died :(
http://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoors/2018/07/16/texas-fisherman-reels-in-hammerhead-shark-catch-multiple-lifetimes.html
*I just noticed the title smh INTERNAL stingray wounds...yikes

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This dance is the craziest thing I've ever seen 8 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

I have goosebumps. That's amazing

Dog 11 comments

klymaxx · 5 years ago

Every time I hear Pavlov I think of the movie Igby Goes Down...Igby calls himself "Pavlovs Pothead. Every time a bing clinks my eyes water." Lol