Kouya

kouyaaotsuki


“Yeah, but do you see the shit you post? And the shit you talk about. And your profile? And you?”
Love you too, Timebender25

— Kouya Report User
You people disgust me 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
I once called out my friend for not washing his hand and he told me the washroom taps are more filthy
Well then that really changes things 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Male guppies impregnate female guppies but transferring sperm using his mouth to the fish's ovary, he has to do this several times and will chase the fish to do so, afterwards, the fish gives live birth to the fry(new born fish babies). The female can store the male's sperm and give birth several times again without needing to be chased and mouth fucked
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Number 15: Domino's Foot Pizza 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
lettuce machine broke
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"friends"..? Sure :p 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Aha I had to look twice, well done
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Real human 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
...Drinking water is also very fun! I drink 64 ounces every day!
Brushing teeth with gin 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
*pours oil on cereal*
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Sad animal facts 9 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Then there's some fishes includinng Betta and Guppies that fuck and leave the mama
ó̄h̅̓ͧ͐ͫ̄̓ ͫ̄ͨs̔͝h̶̆͂i͛̈́̂̔̇͜t̆͂ 12 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
I̝̲̟͎̬̜ ͈̞ḇe͉͔͜s̮̝̪̪͎̮t̪̳͍̰͇̘ͅo̪̣͕̫̼w͕͔͍͙͕̗ͅ ̦͘u̪̮͖p̧͓̟̝̳̱̖o̩̝n͔̜̫͓ ̡͈y̞̲̗̜̮̪͚ou̯̪͙͘ ̻̪t͚͔̹͇̲͝ͅḥ̬̲e͙̺̹̦̪͠ ̯̭p̯̱͚͖͝o̞͈̫̗͘ẁ͎͖͖͎e͇͚̻r̘͎̣̩̙͜ ̝̲̭͎t̨̯̯o̤̜̬ ̢̪c҉̣̹̹̹̜̝̹r̳̯͇̖̮̬e̼a͓̝̮̗͢t̮̬e̗̺̺ ̵͙̩̺̬s̮̟͉ur͎̻̘̣͞ͅr̮̦̻̤̰͢ea̬̠̭͙l̠̻̫͉̦̟̕ ͚͎͎̬̺̀t͈̬͉͎̩̻̭e̫͜x̭̥̳̱͡t͕͟:͖͍̮̤
http://www.eeemo.net/
sorry i deleted it to do this
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Font matters 7 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
The symbols at the end of both sentences have been recognized as ellipses. The presence of a heart symbol is yet to be see towards the end of the final diagram
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Walking in to squeaky clean glass, happens more times than you think 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Why is it so delicate? Why not make it out of plastic?
Origins of man? 11 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
That'll make an amazing anime
Continue the thread 29 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Stop having asthma attacks >_< Just breathe ^_^
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Sad animal facts 9 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Thots
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Not every hero wear capes 8 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
but i need something to hate
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Impossible 37 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
I've only seen my friend play it and i was just confused the whole time. it'll pass just like the minecraft trend
Can I have some gum? 16 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
What's stopping you from hiding it in your pencil case? or does that have to be clear as well?
Every anime MC ever 10 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
"Today is my first day of school, I can't be late for Senpai!~~~"
*Runs off while eating slice of toast*
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The correct way to spell Jeff 14 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Listen up, it being late doesn't matter unless the post has been a week old
Makes me want to go to Dominos in Zimbabwe 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
There’s a reason why Donkey’s name is now ‘Unpleasant mule’
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The correct way to spell Jeff 14 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Phunsyoubstasse
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Im a catto 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Evolution started all with cattos, that was what Darwin got wrong
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13 of the Scariest Things Ever To Be Caught on Trail Cameras 17 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
"... And you're watching WatchMojo, don't forget to like and subscribe!"
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Wow. Just.. Wow. Get help 10 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Wait what does it actually mean in English?
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The f**k is this shit? 25 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
2 + 2 = 4 isn't enough, at some point in life you're gonna come across some money at least, doing calculations quickly in your mind is the difference between someone hiring you. Introducing simple algebra at an early age doesn't work for every kiddie out there.
This drawing of a water droplet 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
That's some dedication right there