LemmingOverlord

lemmingoverlord


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Having a conversation without listening 1 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
she must think "fookin' kid's high and got the munchies"
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It's funny both ways 7 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
She shoulda smacked you. With a baseball bat.
The cringe is real 11 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
when he started "Uncle Jimmy's Finger" I kinda lost it...
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John Constantine every body 11 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Constantine gives 110%
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Impossible mission 11 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
As a guy, living in the 21st century, I think it's a fucking stupid stereotype that "men can't do chores"... which tells me this is fake af.
Since he could have just googled it, I will presume his only intention was to be an annoying little shit to his wife, showing how "inept" he was, and making her go to the grocer's anyway. It's like "men cooking poorly".
"Honey, I'm running late, could you make dinner for the kids?"
"Sure bae"
Wife arrives and the kitchen looks like some dystopian post-apocalyptic future and the kids have mac and cheese in their hair, yet still look half-starved.
Wife will never delegate that chore to hubby again.
Suggestions? 49 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Khaine. 'Cos, "Blood for the blood dog!"
Just wow.Maries Bourbonas cosplayed Rachnera 12 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Underboob.
Perfect cup for a gift 2 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
There's a place in my country whose sole industry is to make mugs o' dick.
It's a common ritual 3 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
other Russian women can give birth without being pregnant.
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I love the internet 23 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
"sure, you can take her for a ride"?
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Tree chandelier 5 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
why teh fuck would anyone downvote these comments?
Robot kit 4 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Gun, Damn boy!
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Puns don't get you buns 1 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Irani is not the correct demonym. Iraq=Iraqi. Iran=Iranian
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TRIGGEREDDDDD 11 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Why the fuck would I call it "they"? Is "they" two or more conscious beings sharing one body? Is "they" a fucking alien? This has *NOTHING* to do with gender, but a need for affirmation of their identity which does not fit in current vocabulary.
You don't want to be defined by a gender-biased pronoun? Cool. I'll call you "you". You be you.
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Newscaster "gives up" after huge error in a live broadcast 6 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
That's a shitty producer feeding the newscaster the wrong info. To have had *that* reaction, it's probably not the first time...
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Fun fact about Pandas 2 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Looks like the manpanda is wearing high heels...
Looks like something from star wars 11 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Sarlacc
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False eraser 3 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
... and the paper it was written on.
North Korea is best Korea 21 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
they are also taught in school that american soldiers are cannibals and eat little children...
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Something we should think about 3 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
there's a reason for this: we constantly seek to fit into groups, limited as they may seem. We constantly grade, label and separate ourselves from the throng (even though I innermost desire might be to belong to the throng). We seek to distinguish ourselves and be unique. I'm sure the Wright brothers weren't thinking "we're doing this for the betterment of mankind"... yet they might've held (or not) personal views on race or culture...
This would be a life-changing experience 2 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
true, but you can see this in so many ways (I choose the blue pill, for once):
- It could be some introvert who's therapist told him "go out and talk to people" but he feels needs to make it up to them for that.
- He can be doing a term paper, a doctorate's or actual real-life research, and it's cheaper to do it this way (although the sample would be skewed).
- He can use that knowledge to enrich other people's lifes (imagine he's a tour guide by profession. this adds so much colour to storytelling).
- While he might not use things just as they are told, knowledge of those life stories will surely enrich his, especially if he is an artist, and he can channel that knowledge into his art.
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A breathtaking sight 1 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Kim Jung-Un at it again?
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Pick a girl who can do both 7 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
[EDITED] Saxony.
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Tired of lava-hot bowls with ice cold centers? 3 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
also, put an appropriate lid over it
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He might have done this before 3 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
that's another, smaller, backhoe (or did I misunderstand?)
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