okay but who has the nerve to date these girls? :D

well that's just silly. animal testing is very much about the how and why rather than if.
obviously we can't do shit without animal testing, not in terms of developing new drugs but it has to be regulated in a way that prevents animal cruelty.
tl;dr: this add is fucking useless since all it does is makeyou feel guilty because you like teh little rodent too and wouldn't want either to die.

why on earth would a human even think of wanting to kill an elephant? you gonna eat it? mount its head on your wall? make a bed spread out of its skin? is killing an elephant gonna make your small dick any bigger? is it gonna make you seem tough and powerful? fuck's it for except destroying yet another beautiful, super-endangered piece of life on this earth like a repulsive little bitch?
i just don't get it. i don't.

this is not really a very nice collection of photos. -_______-

looks like a llama...

actually, minotaur was born to a wife of a king who locked herself into a wooden cow statue and then 'had sex' with one of the king's bulls ... which was a curse bestowed upon her by poseidon who was being petty over the king not slaughtering that specific bull as a tribute to poseidon. so he made his wife fall in love with the bull.
fun story. doesn't involve zeus fucking a cow tho. check your damn facts.

i am fascinated. i mean great for them, i'm happy they lost the weight but i am FASCINATED upon the fact that the human body can accumulate so much fat, GOOD GOD HOW

did i mention recently how we as a species most definitelly do not deserve dogs??

... the fuck??? ಠ_ಠ

and harry did all that completely by himself, did he. -.- even that patronus was a product of extracurricular efforts his teacher and harry put into practicing.

have you seen bridget jones shopping for a pregnancy test in what-was-it-switzerland ? :D

boo hoo selfies are bad, young people are awful -.-

and get him a proper poofy yellow dress this time!

i have the amazing ability of being affected by caffeine for max 30 minutes. after that - back to half-self-awareness we go.

because in this capitalist hell of a world leaving your desk immediatelly is totally a thing one can do wtihout any bad and potentionally devastating consequences, right.

personally i always thought crushes were something majorly in your head. doesn't really matter who the person actually is, it matters what you think they are, the image of them you constructed in your head. and you blush a bit thining about them, you tell your friends how cute they are and then it all sort of fades without any actual consequences.
falling in love can have similar traps but it's much stronger and it doesn't let you go out of its claws for a long, long, long, long, long time. the person you fell in love with could dye their hair plum-purple, get a mullet, vote for trump, kick a dog and you'd still, super-irrationally, yearn for them. can't shake it. they could cut your own heart out and make dog food out of it and you'd just go 'hey i have these really expensive spices i bought last week, wanna try, here, take it'. anything where love is involved chews you right fucking up and spits you out a different person. no way you wouldn't get a few scars where love is involved.

cheers, man! well done :D

i can confirm that this is in fact not cooking and i can also confirm that it would in fact be vital if primary schools taught children basic survival skills like cooking because i'm fucking sick of these supposed adults who can't cook pasta.
a) it's not that hard
b) HOW did you survive 20+ years on this planet without having to cook a thing at least once