LindsMolinari

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What to do 11 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
if you ingest e coli which is commonly found in water, polluted with feces, there's an incubation period of 1 to 4 days before the gastroenteritis&diarrhea starts. and diarrhea, as you prolly know, can get you killed due to dehydration in no time. meanwhile, a human should survive approximatelly 5 to 7 days without water.
so if i may correct your statement a bit: don't drink the fucking water. for all you know it might have shigella in it or cholera or e coli with the shiga toxin. that means dysentery and, provided medical help is not within a hand's reach, death after a pleasant time of shitting out your insides.
instead, try to eat something. food contains a lot of water. eating a pine cone is prolly a better solution than drinking suspicious water.
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What to do 11 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
i have a fun one to add: if you're ever approached by an angry/hostile-looking bull, smack it on the nose. it should turn and leave.
haven't tried it out tho so maybe it's just another piece of false information. :D
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Person pranks woman who got pregnant with her friend's boyfriend 13 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
but also bizzare, like... /hi, i got pregnant with a guy i knew was not single and now i come to you, his girlfriend, to yell at you like you everything is somehow your fault or somethin'./
what are people on these days? i mean lsd doesn't even register on this level of surreal.
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Person pranks woman who got pregnant with her friend's boyfriend 13 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
this is excellent :D
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Is this how you get a job? 10 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
you folks do realise that radial artery and iliac artery are in different limbs, right? like, a. iliaca is in the leg and a. radialis is in the arm?
i sure hope nobody hires rachel bc for one, she can't even fucking tell a LEG FROM AN ARM.
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Sorry not sorry 13 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
don't think you should do that, really.... kinda not your business to take pictures of other people in ... compromising settings or otherwise. also, you're next in line? some grand selfless gesture that was, no doubt.
Sometimes love is very complicated 7 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
this isn't really true tho is it? if you don't know why you love a person, maybe you don't even love them? maybe you don't even fucking know them since you are unable to list one good thing about them that would be worthy of loving them, huh?
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He just wants to be one of the bunch 3 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
not just your pig, i needed a long moment to realise why there's talk fo some pig above some photos of what are clearly three lovely dogs.
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Life 6 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
Hedonism.
Girl cheated on boyfriend 34 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
i don't get this. getting upset and immediatelly smashing something in the heat of the moment i'd understand but calming down to calculate how to most efficiently destroy a bunch of shoes ... i don't get it. either you're too upset to think straight for like, hours or days, you call your friends, scream and cry, takes you weeks to get over it somehow, you don't want anything to do with the person, the least to fuck with her shoes, etc... OR you care so little you just move on and forget about it. at which point does it make sense to go about preparing for such a pointless lil shoe-spraing operation?
And they say girls don't like it. Is it true? 9 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
i honestly wouldn't mind if someone drunk texted me. not that it ever happened nbc i dont have fun friends or drunkard friends or anything but y'know, in theory, i wouldn't mind.
Celebrities real names 12 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
i honestly did not know marilyn manson's name was something as mundane as BRIAN
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What will probably happen to these 7 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
well this is actualyl great, all you need is a box to put them in after use so you don't lose them. easy.
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Worst power you can be stuck with? 168 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
you are extremely lovable
@serosenpai ... must we be so Damn DarkTM ?? <____________________________<
The coolest bunk beds in existence 7 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
i wouldl iterarly prefer harry's closet over sleeping in a room with 4 other people REGARDLESS of how cool is the bunkbed design.
But I'm naturally smooth... 9 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
@ardo, who hurt you and made you this way? :'C
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Who the f*ck prioritizes a boyfriend over their own child?? 30 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
well taking the side is one thing, makign the kid apologise or sth but ... kicking your underage child out on the street?? is ?? totally?? insane?? as hell?!
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Who the f*ck prioritizes a boyfriend over their own child?? 30 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
what a lovely woman! ;u;
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12 Myths About the Human Body 7 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
okay i'm currently in the middle of goddamn legal med and i can tell you with a significant certainty that shit does get excreted in sweat. if you're full of something it's bound to come out in every way avaliable, sweat included. so yea: toxins and such can be excreted in sweat.
What a smile 4 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
hauntingly accurate tho
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Finals got me like 5 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
if your finals consist of a single page worth of material you might as well be stupid, you'll still pass.
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My tiny fluff bear! 6 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
i have the same problem. there's like 20 different (slightly demented) things i'll call my cat within a day. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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not about the boobies 35 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
okay people time for a short informative imput: breast cancer is not about redness and pain or oozing or whatever you think is /serious/. most of these thigs are caused by irradiation which is used to try and cure breast cancer.
what breast cancer is really about is a very premature death if left untreated and sometimes even if it is treated. small, painless lumps in your boobs can literarly, cold-bloodedly kill you if they're cancerous. it's not a cosmetic issue, it's a matter life and death and you should never take it easily.
actually, google it right now and if you ever feel any lumps in your own breasts, go have them checked out as soon as possible.
"inconvenience". christ. must it have a blood-oozing neon sign that says 'dangerous' for it to be a serious problem?
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Car billiard table 3 comments
lindsmolinari · 7 years ago
what's wrong with a normal table? :P