Thanks for polluting the world with more unneeded people because you think the world needs more penises.

"Did America survive Trump?"

I live in California, I'm buying my home. I live in a nice quiet neighborhood and my mortgage payments are less than $900 A month for a 3 bedroom , 1 bath. Location matters in Cali too.

The death of Toby Maguire's career.

Do they have this in red? My wife just got a Game of Thrones coloring book.

Milo, the Aunt Tom of the Nazi Right.

This type of post is almost too stupid to comment on. Right because we should really only focus on one bad thing at a time? This is toddler thinking.

We just fired 95 million dollars worth of cruise missiles at a country we're not at war with, and Republican bitch about the money it costs to feed hungry children? Fuck you people.

Asian Jimmy Kimmel

Deadpool.

I'd tell him to tuck it in, but I'd have to be specific.

Trump refused to take part in this meeting.

The Flash is a perfect example of why I hate DC. Nothing travels at the speed of light, except light. Read a fucking physics book.

A dragon would be a subtlety hotter version of myself.

This is the usual defence of asshole guys. "It's not like I'm stoning you to death for driving, I'm just harassing you verbally in a culture where 1 in 4 women are sexually assaulted in their lifetime, showing unprovoked sexual aggression to a total stranger. What's wrong with that?"
I'm a man, and I'm a feminist. Call me a feminazi to my face and I promise you it ends badly for you.

Right, because when a 6 foot tall man hits a 5 foot tall woman, the injuries are equal, right? This false equivalency bullshit is old. The crazy ex girlfriend that sets your clothes on fire is not the same as a crazy ex boyfriend that stalks you and kills your pets.

Without hesitation.

You obviously haven't been on the internet before. Internet rule #34.

When Pete converts to no kill shelters, then Pete can be part of the conversation. Until the Pete can shut their hypocritical fucking mouth.

Dude couldn't remember who he was supposed to be jacking it to.

Great, he can fuck up Wolverine like he fucked up Bane. The man can't act.

Can we end this fucking meme already. It wasn't funny the first million times.

Witcher 3