MatthewG

matthewg


38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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This guy is a bro 11 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
If he was smart, he'd have asked if you wanted to study together. This is just enabling.
Do people even do that anymore? I feel old.
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fits perfectly 18 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Because I'm forever posting Colbert...
When its a 3000 word paper on oranges 54 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Sometimes I get the impression you don't quite know what words mean.
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I love this underrated show 14 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I don't know about that. It's a thing.
Why else do you think I was downthumbed?
Montreal students protesters baiting riot police with donuts 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
You can't even just enjoy a donut, you have to get political while you stuff your gob. smh
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When its a 3000 word paper on oranges 54 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
That's one way to save face, I suppose.
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fits perfectly 18 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Christ. It's like you're training to be Lord Dampnut's next press secretary, sero.
OLA- only lines allowed 5 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra When they said she had booty fadays, they weren't line!
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When its a 3000 word paper on oranges 54 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
As everyone knows, I'm quite popular with the guests. ;)
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Fancy 10 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Not sure if serious...
Hi Billy Mays with new product 10 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
"Easy to swallow" isn't something to brag about.
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Someone kill me 3 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Is this technically a hair stereotype, because if so...
Ahh, humanity. Never change. You're aDORable 3 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
It's entirely possible that the most dangerous person on the road that day paid the ultimate price for their dicketry.
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Past midnight  3 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
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Creative veterinary signs 3 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Phantom Blues.
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You're doing good work 9 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
A Man's word is his bond(age).
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When your flirting game is on point 4 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
https://youtu.be/Gbk-gRqu8Jk
I enjoy coffee, as HYU MINS DOO!
A dark joke 8 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Wow. He couldn't even get through that without cracking.
I'm guilty of this 59 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Kinda my point, but thanks for the 1 minute reflex downthumb! :D
When its a 3000 word paper on oranges 54 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Uh-oh, the cavalry's here!
SCATTER!
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I'm guilty of this 59 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Something only one side does, mirite? ;)
When its a 3000 word paper on oranges 54 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Yeah, I work in an er. Why the f would I ever run into someone with dementia...
ffs
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Seems a decent way to get in a relationship 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Oh my lol, he found her ball!
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It's a great movie btw 7 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
That's been on my Netflix queue forever and I still haven't gotten to it!
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Wocka Wocka 1 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Next time on My Big Fat Mormon LP Life...
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