matthewg
38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
Trashy pickup line 1 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
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Deliveryman takes his job really serious. 6 comments
Deliveryman takes his job really serious. 6 comments
Deliveryman takes his job really serious. 6 comments
Legendary 3 comments
When I think about it now, I think she broke a law or two 4 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Just because they were "sleeping together" doesn't necessarily mean naps were involved.
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Psst! Hey kid, wanna see some kittens? 5 comments
Another use for inflatable dolls 5 comments
Seize the means! I mean, the day. 5 comments
I call this piece "procrastinating on finals" 10 comments