MatthewG

matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
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He's not really high 1 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
The FS community loves Friends and HIMYM, but loathes TBBT.
I'll never understand you people.
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Not in my Christian server 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I haven't even experimented with furrydom, and still, I can never shake the feeling that people who are vehemently against it online are incredibly boring sexually.
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MUAHAHAHA!!!!! 7 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
*sigh*
What are you even doing with your life...
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Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
My bread dough looks like that kid from Stranger Things! 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra We need to marathon this.
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I wanna eat some porgy 9 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I've been known to chanfe on occasion, but only in the shower.
Btw, aren't these in BotW? I don't suppose they impart any interesting status effects...
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Anon has a fetish 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Chug whiskey.
Somehow manage to ejaculate after 8 hours of batting your rope around.
Meal and Chill 8 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
More salmon & mac for us, then.
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MUAHAHAHA!!!!! 7 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
It's like a million years old...
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Run for your lives 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra So thaaaaaat's how you make a woman gush. It's so simple, it's genius!
Cool tap 10 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
That's what SHE said.
Ho chi mihn 13 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Calm down, LaPierre. Nobody is trying to ban guns.
Just isolate yourself, bro 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Reach out to someone else. Be your own solution.
There she goes again 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Quit twitter.
Problem solved.
All of Earth's water compressed into a ball in relation to the size of Earth itself 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
"Thanks, Drumpf."
why? 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra Be a Dear and seize the means of reproduction, if you don't mind.
Hard e har har, I crack myself up.
Thank me later 10 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Predictable.
Gone into debt 9 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Paper cranes.
Women find most men below average 13 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
About our numbers, yes. :D
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Could you repeat that 6 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
It's "Bootie", actually.
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Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Anywho...on-topic, yeah, it's best not to generalize when giving gifts. Nobody is going to give you a prize for seeing past gender, but your S.O. WILL appreciate you seeing them as an individual and listening well enough to be able to find gifts they enjoy.
This does look staged, but then again we all do crazy things when we're in love. ;) @kakaburra
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This lion responds to news reporter's questions and then scares her off 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
"Don't tell me how to live my life, Hailey."
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Terry cruise 15 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I'll bite.
Who named their kid "Moist"? That is f@cking HILARIOUS.
So I went out and found Baby Trump today 43 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I honestly have a difficult time telling if some of these trumpette accounts are joke accounts or not.
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Many horsepower 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra Is it just me, or does "such speed" sound too proper for the doge meme?
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