MatthewG

matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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This little guy is WORKIN' it.

This little guy is WORKIN' it.
by matthewg 7 years ago
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MFW those thighs could crush rocks.

MFW those thighs could crush rocks.
by matthewg 7 years ago
148 likes
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How do I submit this to Booksubstance?

How do I submit this to Booksubstance?
by matthewg 7 years ago
129 likes
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Spoilers for The Matrix and Forrest Gump.

Spoilers for The Matrix and Forrest Gump.
by matthewg 7 years ago
233 likes

Shock of shocks, Lord Dampnut lied about the size of his "Tower". ;)

Shock of shocks, Lord Dampnut lied about the size of his "Tower". ;)
by matthewg 7 years ago
285 likes
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These sort of jokes make me so herpy.

These sort of jokes make me so herpy.
by matthewg 7 years ago
1054 likes
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Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleooooooooon!

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleooooooooon!
by matthewg 7 years ago
1160 likes
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I'd normally try to come up with something funny, but that dance was so damn creepy.

I'd normally try to come up with something funny, but that dance was so damn creepy.
by matthewg 7 years ago
492 likes
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Let's turn that frown upside down.

Let's turn that frown upside down.
by matthewg 7 years ago
262 likes
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*Throws panties @Bernie*

*Throws panties @Bernie*
by matthewg 7 years ago
242 likes
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