MatthewG

matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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Happy Pie Day!

Happy Pie Day!
by matthewg 7 years ago
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I can't take any movie with "moan" in the title seriously.

I can't take any movie with "moan" in the title seriously.
by matthewg 7 years ago
195 likes
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Who says you'll never use cursive as an adult?

Who says you'll never use cursive as an adult?
by matthewg 7 years ago
258 likes
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This little guy is WORKIN' it.

This little guy is WORKIN' it.
by matthewg 7 years ago
188 likes
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MFW those thighs could crush rocks.

MFW those thighs could crush rocks.
by matthewg 7 years ago
148 likes
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How do I submit this to Booksubstance?

How do I submit this to Booksubstance?
by matthewg 7 years ago
129 likes
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Spoilers for The Matrix and Forrest Gump.

Spoilers for The Matrix and Forrest Gump.
by matthewg 7 years ago
233 likes

Shock of shocks, Lord Dampnut lied about the size of his "Tower". ;)

Shock of shocks, Lord Dampnut lied about the size of his "Tower". ;)
by matthewg 7 years ago
285 likes
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These sort of jokes make me so herpy.

These sort of jokes make me so herpy.
by matthewg 7 years ago
1054 likes
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Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleooooooooon!

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleooooooooon!
by matthewg 7 years ago
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