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matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
— MatthewG

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Whatever you do, DON'T look up "Berserk McGurk" on Urban Dictionary. VIDEO

Whatever you do, DON'T look up "Berserk McGurk" on Urban Dictionary.

If only people could get over their cold/flu this fast before visiting the er. ;) VIDEO

If only people could get over their cold/flu this fast before visiting the er. ;)

Get you an Unt that appreciates your memery.

Get you an Unt that appreciates your memery.

"Wait. Do you NOT have a vag*na in the sink?" -Archer, definitely Hidden

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Merry Chaosmas to all my Bad Hombres in FunSubstanceLand! VIDEO

Merry Chaosmas to all my Bad Hombres in FunSubstanceLand!

Alternate Title: It's dangerous to go alone. Take all the f*cks I have left.

Alternate Title: It's dangerous to go alone. Take all the f*cks I have left.

Merry Spockmas!

Merry Spockmas!

Lindsey shakes her rupee maker. VIDEO

Lindsey shakes her rupee maker.

Every year it seems to get a little worse.

Every year it seems to get a little worse.

'80s Lip Reading VIDEO

'80s Lip Reading